My God. This is not a perfect relationship. This is the ‘cute asian’, supreme, and hipster ‘relationships’ rolled into one that these gassed teenagers try to attain. There’s more to life than video games. What about a book? What about music? What happened to intellectual conversation?
“We never watch any illegally downloaded movies together anymore, hun.”
“Hey baby, let’s go drink coffee and build up our low self esteems by making fun of strangers.”
“Leave me alone, I’m pursuing my facebook hobby.”
“Hey baby, thanks for the blowjob, here’s a pancake.”
“I have a surprise for you, darling. You can play my video game!” (Oh boy, wowee!)
“Your friends are annoying, ha ha ha ha. Let’s have sex.”
“Here is your sandwich, now give me a back rub.”
Here’s a pancake.
(via johnnyrubadub)
